The worst housekeeping I’ve EVER known!!
The room, whilst I imagine in its day was lovely, was extremely tired. Glass was blown in the patio doors.
The toilet seat clunked, every time you stood up.
We couldn’t get cold water, so we were brushing our teeth in luke warm water.
When you ran the tap, with the plug open, the sink filled up with water - then made a forever glugging sound.
Who has grotty shower curtains nowadays?!
The shower head was fixed and couldn’t be moved. It was really powerful (which was great), but then flooded the bathroom floor.
The towels were frayed.
The quilt wasn’t wide enough for the bed - it just reached the edge.
The lighting was terrible - I could hardly see to dry my hair, never mind about put make-up on. I couldn’t use the bathroom mirror as the fan was useless, so the mirror remained steamed up for ages.
The terrace was full of weeds. They could make so much more of it. The table was old and didn’t just wobble, it literally tipped!
We used wads of toilet paper under a leg, in an attempt to balance it out, to find the following day the table had been moved (we think by a decorator, as a roller covered in dark green gloss paint was hanging off the fence - AND WE HAVE A DOG!), then just left there. Nobody moved it back. There was a gap in the hedge. Our dog got through!
The floor/carpet was old & grotty and not hoovered once. We had a dog. Nowhere felt clean!
Staff were pleasant. Breakfast was wonderful. The rooms need gutting!