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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

3.0 star property
Beachfront apartment within easy reach of Maho Beach

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Orchid | View from room
On the beach, sun loungers, beach towels
Sea Grape | Private kitchen | Full-size fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Flamboyant | View from room
Jasmine | View from room

Reviews

9.4 out of 10

Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Lounge area
  • Gym
  • Laundry facilities
  • Non-smoking
  • Kitchen
  • Refrigerator

Main amenities (12)

  • 8 smoke-free apartments
  • Daily housekeeping
  • On the beach
  • Fitness center
  • Beach sun loungers
  • Beach towels
  • Terrace
  • Air conditioning
  • Garden
  • Computer station
  • Self-serve laundry
  • Concierge services

Feel at home (6)

  • Kitchen
  • Private bathroom
  • Separate dining area
  • Separate sitting area
  • Garden
  • Terrace
The price is $361
includes taxes & fees
$343 per night
Dec 19 - Dec 20

Room options

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Hibiscus | View from room

Hibiscus

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 452 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Frangipani | View from room

Frangipani

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 506 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Bougainvillea | View from room

Bougainvillea

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 463 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Sea Grape | View from room

Sea Grape

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 570 sq ft
  • Studio
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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Jasmine | View from room

Jasmine

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 506 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Flamboyant | View from room

Flamboyant

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 498 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Mimosa | View from room

Mimosa

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 646 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Orchid | View from room

Orchid

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 592 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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includes taxes & fees
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About the neighborhood

Map
2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay

What's nearby

  • Simpson Bay Beach - 8 min walk
  • Kim Sha Beach - 17 min walk
  • Flamingo Beach - 4 min drive
  • Mullet Bay Beach - 6 min drive
  • Maho Beach - 9 min drive

Getting around

  • Princess Juliana Intl. Airport (SXM) - 11 min drive
  • Grand Case (SFG-L'Esperance) - 24 min drive
  • Gustavia (SBH-Gustaf III) - 19.3 miles/31 km
  • The Valley (AXA-Clayton J. Lloyd Intl.) - 11.9 miles/19.2 km
  • Saba (SAB-Juancho E. Yrausquin) - 28.5 miles/45.8 km

Restaurants

  • ‪Buccaneer Beach Bar - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪SkipJack Restaurant - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪Topper's Restaurant & Bar - ‬18 min walk
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬11 min walk
  • ‪Red Piano - ‬4 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

When you stay at The Horny Toad Guesthouse, you'll be within a 10-minute drive of Maho Beach and Mullet Bay Beach. Guests can visit the fitness center for a workout, and freebies like WiFi and self parking are added perks. A terrace and a garden are offered, and apartments have conveniences like refrigerators and microwaves.

Languages

English

At a glance

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Property size

    • 8 apartments
    • Arranged over 2 floors
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Arriving/Leaving

    • Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9 PM
    • Late check-in subject to availability
    • Check-out time is 11:00 AM
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Special check-in instructions

    • The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM
    • Guests will receive an email 72 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
    • If you are planning to arrive after 8 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
    • For more details, please contact the property using the information on the booking confirmation
    • This guesthouse does not have a 24-hour reception. Guests planning to arrive after 8 PM should contact the hotel in advance.
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Required at check-in

    • Credit card, debit card, or cash deposit required for incidental charges
    • Government-issued photo ID may be required
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Children

    • Children (10 years old and younger) not allowed
    • No cribs (infant beds)
PETS

Pets

    • No pets or service animals allowed
WIFI

Internet

    • Free WiFi in public areas
    • Free WiFi in rooms
LOCAL_PARKING

Parking

    • Free onsite self parking
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Other information

    • Smoke-free property

Property amenities

Beach

  • On the beach
  • Beach sun loungers
  • Beach towels

Internet

  • Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site

Kitchen

  • Refrigerator (full size)
  • Stovetop
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Toaster
  • Freezer
  • Blender
  • Cookware/dishes/utensils
  • Coffee/tea maker

Bedrooms

  • Bed sheets provided

Bathrooms

  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining room
  • Sitting area

Entertainment

  • Games

Outdoor areas

  • Terrace
  • Balcony or patio
  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities

Work spaces

  • Computer station

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Ceiling fan

Pets

  • No pets or service animals

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • No elevators
  • Soundproofing
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Concierge services
  • Tour/ticket assistance
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Safe
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Luggage storage
  • Free newspapers (lobby)
  • Front desk (limited hours)

Location highlights

  • Near the ocean
  • Near the airport

Things to do

  • Fitness center

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

  • 8 rooms
  • 2 floors
  • Individually decorated
  • Individually furnished
  • Access via exterior corridors
  • Property does not allow children

Fees & policies

Policies

This property does not have elevators.
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip.
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property.
This property accepts credit cards.
Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property. The policies listed are provided by the property.

Also known as

Horny Toad Guesthouse
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay
Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
Horny Toad house Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay

Frequently asked questions

Are pets allowed at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
Sorry, pets and service animals aren't allowed.
Is parking offered on site at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
Yes, there's free self parking.
What are the check-in and check-out times at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9 PM. Check-out time is 11:00 AM.
What is there to do at The Horny Toad Guesthouse and nearby?
The Horny Toad Guesthouse has a fitness center and a garden.
Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a kitchen or kitchenette?
Yes, there is a kitchen which also includes a blender, a coffee maker, and a toaster.
Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have any outdoor private spaces?
Yes, each apartment features a balcony or patio.
What's the area around The Horny Toad Guesthouse like?
The Horny Toad Guesthouse is a short 8-minute walk from Simpson Bay Beach and 17 minutes' walk from Kim Sha Beach.

Reviews

9.4

Exceptional

9.6/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Staff & service

9.6/10

Amenities

9.6/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.6/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Exceptional

Deb & Doug are accommodating and great to talk to to get ideas of things to do. Perfect place to stay!
Alexander, 5-night romance trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

It is just cute, clean and friendly. Great beach and walk to restaurants.
marilyn, 2-night romance trip
Verified Expedia guest review

6/10 Good

The view was amazing
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Dennis, 8-night trip
Verified Expedia guest review

2/10 Poor

Valeria-ann, 2-night trip
Verified Hotels.com guest review

10/10 Exceptional

The view from this property is amazing. Debbie and Doug are amazing hosts and want this to feel like home for you. One of the best experiences with a room I have had. The pictures do not do this place justice. It is so much better than it shows. I WILL BE BACK!!!!
Verified Expedia guest review

8/10 Very Good

David, 1-night trip
Verified Hotels.com guest review

10/10 Exceptional

The room was huge and very clean. The owners were very friendly and available at anytime. The location was perfect and were were able to use the private beach right outside our door. Can't wait to book again.
Christopher, 1-night trip
Verified Hotels.com guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Overall very good!!
adriaan, 1-night romance trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Loved the views, the privacy and the beach at your front door. But to top it off Debbie & her Husband went out of their way to make sure I was good my whole stay. Definitely recommend & will definitely be back!
Jean, 4-night trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

What a beautiful place to sit back, listen to the ocean and relax.
Philip, 1-night family trip
Verified Orbitz guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Such a wonderful place and we were greeted with a very warm welcome!
Rachel, 1-night family trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Fantastic place! Debbie and Doug are so nice and helpful! Right in the beach and close to everything.
Olenka, 1-night family trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Please don't even think of travelling to St. Marten unless you're going to stay at the Toad. When I arrived, four out of the eight suites were occupied by "regulars" who had been coming there for years. I found out why. A stunning view right on the water, steps to the warm sea. A parade of yachts going by. Always something to see. I enjoyed watching planes taking off and the sound was not bothersome. And then there's Debbie and Dan. You couldn't ask for nicer people. The nightly happy hour was a wonderful opportunity to chat with fellow travelers I didn't even rent a car for my six day visit. I walked to stores and restaurants You'll be happy to stay there!
frank, 4-night trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

We Shall Return
As being First Time Visitors to St Maarten, Cherry meet us out late when we got there due to some airline Delays and gave us the lay of the land. The waves pounded outside at the beach all night and it was super relaxing. The beach is 10 feet from the edge of the yard and it is absolutely beautiful. It was located near bars and breakfast places within walking distance on the beach or driving down the road.
Kyle, 4-night trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Excellent location, great staff, great place to relax & get away from it all. Bars and restaurants close by.
Peter, 14-night romance trip
Verified Hotels.com guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Great place to relax & unwind, right at the beach, with bars & restaurants near by,
Peter, 3-night romance trip
Verified Hotels.com guest review

10/10 Exceptional

quiet guest house on beautiful beach
Walk out of your room , onto white sand beach and into turquoise waters. Easy access to airport , restaurants, and water activities. Rooms are spacious with well-equipped kitchen. Fresh flowers and daily newspaper. Owners are great hosts, very helpful. They make you feel at home.
susan, 9-night trip
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Just a overall great experience
We could not asked for anything more. We had such a great time, lots of walkable things to do and the staff could not have been nicer. We would so come back and tell all our friends.
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

might expect in a small hotel and then some.
Everything one might expect in a smaller beachfront hotel and then some. Owner/managers were very hospitable - they even threw a delicious St Patrick's Day dinner party and invited all the guests. Nightly happy hour gatherings. Located directly on a beautiful stretch of Simpson Bay Beach. Short walk to restaurants, stores and bus transportation. Very accessible to airport so there is some airport noise but not late at night..
Verified Hotels.com guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Excellent choice!
We prefer resorts that are not a franchise and are not all inclusive. We like to experience our vacation without the 'mega resort' environment. Based on reviews, we chose to stay at this resort and we loved it so much we already reserved our room for next year. The staff are excellent and could. It have been more friendly. The only reason we honored a four star for cleanliness is because as with mega resorts this place does not have tile/quartz floors, 24/7 cleaning staff and the most up to date accommodations, which was absolutely fine with us. However some individuals may expect different. We were pleasantly surprised that four of the couples who were at our resort have been returning for 10+ years. Just that alone confirms how well respected this resort is.
Verified Orbitz guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Perfect hide-a-away!
Our room faced the rolling surf, the sound was sooooo relaxing. I've never been a person to lay in a hammock but I actually fell asleep in theirs, sheltered in the guesthouse's community area. They have everything you need to enjoy your stay including an outdoor shower to rinse off the sand and sea, a full stocked kitchen, beach towels and lovely hosts that can provide you with information at a moment's notice.
Verified Orbitz guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Awesome view
Cute hotel on the beach. Room was like a large effiency apt. with everything you needed.
Verified Expedia guest review

8/10 Very Good

Wonderful location right on Simpson Bay. Beach right at your doorstep. Staff was warm and welcoming. Great having a full kitchen in the room so we can eat in some nights. Loved our stay! Would highly recommend.
Verified Expedia guest review

10/10 Exceptional

Great Location
Wonderful stay at the Toad, right on the water and closest enough to walk to many restauarants
Verified Hotels.com guest review